What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:30

What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

Octopussy

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!